The Apprentice, Trump, NYC, New York
Opening Segment

Wolverine, X-Men, DVD
Guest: Ryan Reynolds (X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

Ryan Reynolds Dog Tags X-Men Origins on eBay

Puppy Dog, mini labradoodle
Guest: 7-year-old Mily Bear

Guests: Joan & Melissa Rivers (The Apprentice)

Joan & Melissa Rivers Signed Handbag on eBay

Another Ellen's Big Stimulus Package

Health, influenza A H1N1, Swine Flu Vaccine
Hot Topics: Whoopie thought she had the flu; Joe Biden's flu remarks; President Obama press conference

New York, NYC, New York
Hot Topics: American Idol; Mel Gibson's new girlfriend; Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi's wife wrote about her husband roving eyes

TIME Magazine
Hot Topics: Time Names 100 Most Influential people;

ashleymadison, ashley madison, ashleymadison.com
Hot Topics: Noel Biderman, owner of an extramarital affair website

Hot Topics: Johnnie Lindsey was freed after nearly 26 years in prison

Ellen Degeneres, Oprah, The View, Oprah Winfrey, The Ellen Degeneres Show, The Oprah Winfrey Show, Barbara Walters Whoopi Goldberg Joy Behar Sherri Shepherd Elisabeth, Nate Berkus, Dr OZ

IKEA, camping, Hawaiian Vacation
Opening Segment

Nascar, Talladega Speedway
Guest: Nascar Driver Carl Edwards

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Best Picture, Oscar
Guest: Michael Douglas (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past)

Faryl Smith CD
Guest: Faryl Smith

Faryl Smith CD
Faryl Smith performs "The River of Light"

Hawaii Vacation, wikiki, travelwizard.com
A Montage of Ellen's best surprises and scares from the first six seasons; Manny going to Iraq

New York, NYC, New York
Hot Topics: Sherri hung out at WWF; Sarah Jessica Parker expecting twins; Swine Flu;

Orlando Florida
Hot Topics: Arlen Specter switching to Democrat side; Sean Hannity & waterboarding; Dancing with the Stars & American Idol

Netflix streaming DVD, Blockbuster DVD
Guest: Marlee Matlin (I'll Scream Later)

Juicing, Green Smoothie, South Beach Diet, Zone Diet
How to lose 5 pounds on fast food with Keri Glassman

green works, natural all-purpose cleaner, green works cleaners, natural cleaning wipes
Opening Segment

solar system, kids astronomy, science
Guest: Brandt Bickford, a 7-year-old solar system expert

crocs, keen, teva, Zappos
Guest: Kate Walsh (Private Practice)

Ellen's Charity Auction Benefiting The Humane Society
Kate Walsh Signed Custom RODO Heels

Dierks Bentley tickets, concert tickets
Dierks Bentley performs "Sideways"

Ellen's Charity Auction Benefiting The Humane Society
Dierks Bentley Custom Martin Guitar

New Zealand holidays adventure
Ellen on the phone with Glady's; TeamEllen returns with videos; an audience wins $1,000

Hot Topics: Barbara back from Argentina with photos; Bitsy's rant about people who rant about an anorexic beauty contestant

Bahamas Atlantis Resort, Bahamas All Inclusive, Sandals, Caribbean Vacation, Carnival Cruise Lines, Princess Cruises, Royal Caribbean International Cruise, Disney Cruise

Hot Topics: Fiancée of alleged craiglist killer still standing by her man; Craigslist founder isn't closing 'erotic' section

crocs, keen, teva, Zappos

Hot Topics: White House sorry for NYC flyover; Dancing With the Stars

Dior, Dolce & Gabbana, Louis Vuitton, coach, jimmy choo, Gianni Versace

Guest: Emily Deschanel (Bones)

Clinique, Estee Lauder, Lancome, Shiseido, Chanel, Elizabeth Arden, Dior

Guest: Kim Kardashian (Keeping up with the Kardashians)

South Beach Diet, Zone Diet, Jenny Craig, Nutrisystem, Slim-Fast

Opening Segment

Halo pet food, Halo dog & cat food, Halo Pet Supplements, Halo Natural Treats

Guests: Anoop Desai & Lil Rounds (American Idol castoffs)

American Idol

Guest: Kristin Chenoweth (A Little Bit Wicked)

Ellen's Charity Auction Benefiting The Humane Society
Kristin Chenoweth Signed Neck Brace
Kristen Chenoweth Signed Autobiography

ipod shuffle

More Web Videos; plus, Ellen's Big Economic Stimulus Package

Halo pet food, Halo dog & cat food, Halo Pet Supplements, Halo Natural Treats

Anoop Desai performs

American Idol

Hot Topics: Swine flu; Golden Girls' Bea Arthur;

BlackHoundNY.com, BakeMeAWish.com, Schwans.com, Mrs Hills Pies, Impromptu Gourmet , Dean De Luca

Hot Topics: Jay leno getting better; Susan Boyle's makeover; Atheism and children

Jenny Craig, Nutrisystem, Slim-Fast, South Beach Diet, Zone Diet, Juicing, Green Smoothie

Hot Topics: Celebrity Apprentice; mother & daughter relationships

BlackHoundNY.com, BakeMeAWish.com, Schwans.com, Mrs Hills Pies, Impromptu Gourmet , Dean De Luca

Hot Topics with Dr. Mehmet Oz on swine flu

Purell hand sanitizer, germ-x hand sanitizer, Germicidal Disinfectant, Anti-Bacterial Hand Soap

Hot Topics with Dr. Bill Releford (Diabetic Podiatric Surgeon)

Diabetes treatment, Medicare Diabetic supply

Oprah Fridays Live (1 of 2)
Topics: Mom Kicks Kids Out of Car and Drives Off; Philip Markoff; Cameron Diaz Skyping in

Baconnaise, J&D's Bacon Lip Balm, Bacon Salt, Baconnaise Lite

Oprah Fridays Live (2 of 2)
Topics: Clip from My Sister's Keeper; Baconnaise; Robin Thicke performs

baconnaise, J&D's Bacon Lip Balm, Bacon Salt, Baconnaise Lite

Where Are They Now? (1 of 2)

figure Skating, Sports

Where Are They Now? (2 of 2)

Skating, Sports

Earth Day 2009 (1 of 2)

Where our trash really goes. Going green could save family thousands

recyclebank, compact fluorescent bulbs, LED bulbs, CFL, programmable thermostat, weatherstripping, terracycle, energy star appliances

Earth Day 2009 (2 of 2)

Where our trash really goes. Going green could save family thousands

recyclebank, compact fluorescent bulbs, LED bulbs, CFL, programmable thermostat, weatherstripping, terracycle, energy star appliances

Oprah's Most Memorable Guests (1 of 2)

Oprah's talking to some of her most memorable guests including Ted Haggard and more.

Skype, VoIP, internet calling, Att, Verizon

Oprah's Most Memorable Guests (2 of 2)

Oprah's talking to some of her most memorable guests including Ted Haggard and more.

Skype, VoIP, internet calling, Att, Verizon

A Mom of 3 Goes Home (1 of 2)

Plus Lisa Ling reports from Florida

A Mom of 3 Goes Home (2 of 2)

Plus Lisa Ling reports from Florida

Hi folks,
There will be no Ellen today due to extremely bad tv reception, but come back tomorrow for Oprah. Better luck next time

If you have problems with dailymotion, try updating Adobe Flash

Hot Topics: Whoopie and anti-smoking campaigns; internet addiction

BlackBerry Storm, BlackBerry Flip, Apple iPhone 3G, Flip Video Camcorder

Guest: Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne tickets, Lil Wayne concert, concert tickets

"Bank on The View" with Lucy Danziger (Editor, Self Magazine)

Garnier Nutritioniste roller, Cover girl & olay, Aveeno cotinuous protection, Jergens Natural moisturizer, almay concealer, neutrogena quad, Benefit DADgal Liner, Herbal Essences, garnier fructis, l'oreal,

Guest: Jamie Luner (ABC's All My Children)

Bahamas Atlantis Resort, Bahamas All Inclusive, Sandals, Caribbean Vacation

Lil Wayne performs "Prom Queen"

Opening Segment

Halo pet food, Halo dog & cat food, Halo Pet Supplements, Halo Natural Treats

Second Segment: Sumove It, Move It

Vizio HDTV, Panasonic blu-ray

Guest: Lindsay Lohan

Jenny Craig, Nutrisystem, slim-fast, zone diet, truvia

Guest: Alec Greven (10-year-old author, How to Talk to Girls)

Nappak Sleeping Cube, Herman Miller Chairs, Aeron's Ultimate Self-Adjusting Office Chair, Lenovo's IdeaCentre

Prince performs "Crimson and Clover"

Prince tickets, Prince tour, prince concert

Guest co-host Meghan McCain
Hot Topics: Karl Rove following Meghan McCain on Twitter; Republican party trying to woo young people


Green Living, solar energy, Toyota Yaris, Honda Prius Insight, Ford Escape Hybrid, GM Hybrid, Chrysler Aspen, Fuel Cell

Hot Topics: Woman got arrested after her two children annoyed her too much; Joy to perform in Motor City Casino in Detroit Michigan


Toyota Yaris, Honda Prius Insight, Ford Escape Hybrid, GM Hybrid, Chrysler Aspen, Fuel Cell

Hot Topics: FDA lifted restriction on morning-after pill for 17-year-olds

Guest: Beyoncé (Obsessed)



The SNL Skit which I can't post without getting flagged by youtube

Beyoncé tickets, Beyoncé concert tickets, Beyoncé tour

Guest: Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)


Green Living, solar energy, wind energy, sustainable living, build green, alternative energy

Opening Segment: Today is Earth Day; Ellen hit 1,000,000 followers on Twitter


Earth Day, Green Living, solar energy, wind energy, sustainable living, build green, alternative energy, Planet Earth

Second Segment


Beyonce Tickets, vacuumgreen, Eureka EnviroVac, Earth Day, organic cotton, Green Living, Planet Earth, Beyonce Tickets

Guest: Jennifer Love Hewitt (Ghost Whisperer)


Beyonce Tickets

Earth Day giveaways


Nathan Water Bottles Steel Flip Straw, rusk blow dryer, activeion, nathansports, specialized globe Vienna bike, Earth Day, Planet Earth

Chicago performs "Saturday In The Park"


Chicago Concert Tickets

Guest: Sirdeaner Walker


Earth Day, Green Living, solar energy, wind energy, sustainable living, build green, alternative energy, Planet Earth

Hot Topics: Perez Hilton and Miss California; American Idol


Carnival Cruise Lines, Norwegian Cruises, Cruise Vacation, Princess Cruises, Royal Caribbean International Cruise, Disney Cruise

Hot Topics: Barabara going to Argentina; Obama opens to torture investigation; today is Earth Day and clip from Disneynature's Earth;


south america vacation, argentina iguazu fall, south america tour, Disneynature Earth

Guest: Jeremy Irons (Impressionism)


broadway tickets, off broadway tickets

Sherri's Birthday Cake Challenge

"Last Cake Standing" with Keegan Gerhard (Host, Food Network Challenge)


Birthday Cake, cake bakery, pastry chef

Clark Sisters perform "You Brought the Sunshine"


Netflix streaming DVD, Blockbuster DVD

Opening Segment


Halo pet food, Halo dog & cat food, Halo Pet Supplements, Halo Natural Treats

Second Segment


Jenny Craig, Nutrisystem, slim-fast, zone diet, truvia

Guest: Jimmy Kimmel (Jimmy Kimmel Live)

Ellen's Charity Auction Benefiting The Humane Society
Jimmy Kimmel Signed Computer Screen
Jimmy Kimmel Signed Miniature Staircase


treadmills, Bowflex, Bowflex TreadClimber®, Elliptical Trainers

Guest: Judge Marilyn Milian (The People's Court)


Toyota Yaris, Honda Prius Insight, Ford Escape Hybrid, GM Hybrid, Chrysler Aspen, Fuel Cell

Guest: Vivian from Starbucks


starbucks coffee, coffee, tea, spa vacation

Brett Dennen performs "Make You Crazy"


Brett Dennen tickets

Hot Topics: Joy visited Washington DC and filmed it on her flip cam


Flip Video MinoHD, Flip Video Ultra, Canon PowerShot, Nikon

Guest: Candy Spelling (Stories from Candyland)


Bahamas Atlantis Resort, Bahamas All Inclusive, Sandals, Caribbean Vacation

lily allen concert tickets
Guest: Lily Allen


lily allen tickets

Guests: Sally Quinn and Quinn Bradlee (author, A Different Life)


learning disabilities

Guest: Suzy Welch (author, 10-10-10)


Green Living, solar energy, wind energy, sustainable living, build green, alternative energy

Lily Allen performs


lily allen tickets

Opening Segment


Hawaii vacation, Exotic island, All Inclusive Bahamas, Atlantis Resort Bahamas, Luxury Caribbean Villa, Canyon Ranch

Guest: Leslie Mann (17 Again)


tickets, movies tickets, concert tickets, sports tickets, theatre tickets

A group of students from New Zealand made it their mission to travel across the world to see Ellen's show; Ellen's favorite web videos.


New Zealand, australia, airline card mileage, airline credit card mile

Guest: Rashida Jones (Parks and Recreation)


verizon high speed internet, motorola cell phone, conference, att go, at&t wireless, prepaid

Pussycat Dolls perform "Jai Ho"

Ellen's Charity Auction Benefiting The Humane Society
Pussycat Dolls Video Set Visit for 2 on eBay
Pussycat Dolls Autographed Sweatshirt on eBay

Two of the finalists in Ellen's Bathroom Concert Series


apple iphone, att go, at&t wireless, att prepaid

Hot Topics: Whoopi Goldberg flew over the weekend; Barbara Walters joins the Twitter club


airline card mileage, airport car hire orlando, airline credit card mile

Hot Topics: Mel Gibson getting divorce; Father denies report on sale of Slumdog child star


divorce attorney nj, divorce lawyer, dui lawyer

Hot Topics: President Obama met with Hugo Chavez over the weekend


att call conference, att go, at&t wireless, att prepaid

Hot Topics: Sherri loves to meet WWE wrestler MVP; Joy went to DC and got to meet Justice Ginsburg and saw the Obama girls.


Flip Video Camcorder, att call conference, att go, at&t wireless, att prepaid

Hot Topics: Dr. Steven Lamm reports the latest medical news


Health, health club, diet, fat

Oprah Fridays Live (1 of 2) Iphone, Ipod Touch, Apple, HDTV

King of Twitter, Ashton Krusher; Susan Boyle (Britain's Got Talent). Plus, Oprah donated "a couple" of mosquito nets while twittering Demi Moore

Oprah Fridays Live (2 of 2) Iphone, Ipod Touch, Ipod, Apple, HDTV

King of Twitter, Ashton Krusher; Susan Boyle (Britain's Got Talent). Plus, Oprah donated "a couple" of mosquito nets while twittering Demi Moore

14 Years Old: They Say They're Ready (1 of 2) Toyota Yaris, Honda Prius

At 14 years old, they say they're ready. Dr. Laura Berman is taking charge. Ready or not…the questions you need to sit down and ask your teen.

14 Years Old: They Say They're Ready (2 of 2) Toyota Yaris, Honda Prius

At 14 years old, they say they're ready. Dr. Laura Berman is taking charge. Ready or not…the questions you need to sit down and ask your teen.

Lured at 13 and held Captive (1 of 2)

Seduced online…even one mom's strict rules couldn't protect her daughter. Plus, a plea from America's Most Wanted's John Walsh.

Lured at 13 and held Captive (2 of 2)

Seduced online…even one mom's strict rules couldn't protect her daughter. Plus, a plea from America's Most Wanted's John Walsh.

Carrie Underwood, Kenny Chesney, Sugarland: Stars of Country Music (1 of 2)

Carrie Underwood, Kenny Chesney, Sugarland: Stars of Country Music (2 of 2)

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Unconventional, Unforgettable Dads (1 of 2)

A dad who's raising nine kids all on his own; why thousands of moms are helping a father they've never met. Plus, a soldier dad's unforgettable words.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 04/17/09

Opening Segment:

Second Segment: Twitter TeamEllen from New Zealand wants to be on the Ellen's show

Guest: Drew Barrymore (Grey Gardens)

Guest: Drew Barrymore (Grey Gardens)
Drew Barrymore's dress auction on eBay for The Humane Society of the United States (HSUS)

Guest: Barry Watson (Samantha Who?)

"I Scream, You Scream, I Can't See My Spaghetti & Pomodoro"

The View 04/17/09

Hot Topics: Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Spoof; high School prom; Joy Behar has joined Twitter

Hot Topics: Mark Cherry saying that cutting Nicolette Sheridan’s character on Desperate Housewives was to cut cost

Guest: Matthew Perry (17 Again)

Guest: Tracy Pollan (Natalee Holloway)

Dr. Robert Rey (Dr. 90210)

Singing Sensation Susan Boyle, who wowed the world, is coming to Oprah.
But in the meantime, here's her studio recording of "Cry Me a River"

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 04/16/09

Opening Segment

Second Segment

Guest: Jessica Lange (Grey Gardens)

"Norwegian Nosedive" game

Jesse McCartney & Ludacris perform "How Do You Sleep?"

Guests: Melissa Rycroft & Tony Dovolani (Dancing with the Stars) perform

The View 04/16/09

Hot Topics: Hulk Hogan told Rolling Stone Mag: "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat"; Saudis 'to regulate' child brides

Hot Topics: American Idol; United Airlines' overweight passengers may have to buy 2 tickets

Hot Topics: Obamas criticised for breaking promise of adopting dog from shelter

Guest: Tom Bergeron (host, Dancing with the Stars and author, I'm Hosting as Fast as I Can)

Guest: Kristin Chenoweth (author, A Little Bit Wicked)

Opening Segment

Second Segment: "Cover Your Assests" game

Guest: Zac Efron (17 Again)

Demi Lovato performs "Don’t Forget"

Guest: John Garcia (National Geographic Channel DogTown)

The View 04/15/09

Hot Topics: Bitsy got hit by a bike; Susan Boyle (Britain Got Talent)

Hot Topics: Dancing With the Stars; Jamie Foxx rants on Miley Cyrus: Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat. That's what I want."

Hot Topics: Relationship between mother and daughter

Guest: Tori Spelling (author, Mommyhood)

Guest: Chef Bobby Flay - Bobby & Joy's Burger and Fries Throwdown

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey's newest Red Tour Show: "Zing Zang Zoom"

Susan Boyle on Britain Got Talent

Opening Segment

Second Segment

Guest: Jenny McCarthy (Healing and Preventing Autism: A Complete Guide)

Guest: Mary McCormack (In Plain Sight)

Natasha Bedingfield performs "Soulmate"

Hot Topics: "Where & What the Jobs Are" with Andrew Serwer (Managing Editor of Fortune Magazine)

Industries Not Hiring: Construction, Manufacturing, Mining & Logging, Transportation, Warehousing & Utilities, Real Estate & Rental Leasing, Arts/Entertaining & Recreation.

Industries Hiring: Retail Trade, Health Care, Finance & Insurance, Professional & Business Services, State/Local Govenment & Accommodation & Food Services.

Guest: Marcus Buckingham (Career Expert/Author)

Guest: Tory Johnson (Founder & CEO of WomenForHire.com)

Bank on The View: How To Get a Job
Women For Hire

Stay-At-Home Mom Jobs with Tory Johnson (Founder & CEO of WomenForHire.com)

Ellen DeGeneres 04/13/09

Opening Segment with "Hidden Audience Talents"

American Idol castoff, Megan Joy performs "Walking After Midnight"

Guest: Patricia Arquette (Medium)

A brand new game: "Norwegian Nosedive"

Rascal Flatts perform "Here Comes Goodbye"