Opening Segment: Somebody will get a Ford Fusion Hybrid

Second Segment: Signed, Sealed & Delivered

Guest: Anderson Cooper (Anderson 360)

Guest: Anderson Cooper (Anderson 360)

Ellen's Big Stimulus Package: a Ford Fusion Hybrid

Katy Perry performs "Thinking of You"

Ellen and Katy Perry sing in the bathroom

Hot Topics: Their hearts went out to family of Natasha Richardson; Sherri complained lack of black people on television

Hot Topics: Kids and their concern of the economy; Whoopie and her valley girl voice again (hehe,I think she keeps doing it to annoy the hell out of you all)

Joy's new book, Sheetzucacapoopoo 2: Max Goes to the Dogs

Guest: Jamie Pressly (I Love You, Man)

Troy Dunn ("TroyTheLocator.com")

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/18/09

Opening Segment with a very funny twitter reply to MC Hammer

Second Segment

Guest: Zach Braff (Scrubs)

Daylon Trotman, a 7-year-old who is regularly shown dancing on the JumboTron

Guest: Jenna Fischer (The Office)

Another Ellen's "Big Stimulus Package"

Portia de Rossi on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

The View 03/18/09

Hot Topics: They are dressed for Valentino; Natasha Richardson, wife of Liam Neeson, was in a skiing accident; Joy may or not get married

Hot Topics: "Whoopie Pies" highlighted on Dining & Wine section of The New York Times; Barbara and her daughter Jackie in the NY Post; Don Imus has prostate cancer

Guest: Taye Diggs (ABC's Private Practice)

Guest: Valentino, fashion designer (Valentino: The Last Emperor)
Bitsy asked Valentino if he sees his brand going to Walmart or Target... good gawd, will somebody smack the hell out this bitch.

Guest: Ian McShane (Kings)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/17/09

It's Wednesday, so posting today is around 12:30 - 1:30pm PDT

Ellen's Twiiter update: 222,702 followers
Opening Segment

Second segment with the studio cat update

Guest: Julia Louis-Dreyfus (The New Adventures of Old Christine)

"O, Snap!" and they are playing for 26" television & 6 days in Ireland and U2 tickets

Guest: Andy Samberg (I Love You, Man)

Irish Dancing from McCartan School

The View 03/17/09

Hot Topics: Whoopie updates on Patrick Swayze; Dora the Explorer; Prosecutors try to recover assets of Madoff's wife

Hot Topics: Dancers getting hurt on DWTS; Michael Jackson's 50 shows tour

Guest: Gary Sinise (C.S.I. New York and Brothers at War)

Guest: Dr. Drew Pinsky (host, Celebrity Rehab)

Guest: Jay Mohr (Gary Unmarried)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/16/09

Ellen's Twiiter update: 200,478 followers

Opening Segment

Guest: Portia de Rossi

Guest: Portia de Rossi

Ellen & Portia play the "The Newlywed Game"

Guest: American Idol rejects, Jasmine Murray & Jorge Nunez

Ellen & Portia sing in the bathroom; Ipod giveaway



The Extended Version

The View 03/16/09

Hot Topics: Weight, looks & age of women in politics; Jon Stewart vs Jim Cramer; AIG still giving out bonuses

Hot Topics: The economy; McCain and George Stephanopoulos will be doing a twitter interview; celebrities relationship; Ron Silver passed away over the weekend; SNL had another View skit (clip of SNL is below)

Guest: Meghan McCain

Guest: Author Jean Chatzky (The Difference) - "8 steps to financial success"

Here's the clip of SNL from Hulu which had to be edited out from my video

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/13/09

Opening Segment
Ellen's Twiiter update: 183,729 followers

Guest: Dwayne Johnson ("Race to Witch Mountain")

Ellen & Portia preparing the interview for Monday

Guest: Elle Fanning ("Phoebe in Wonderland")

Final day of the Hawaiian Game Week

The View 03/13/09

All Week Live from Walt's Disney's Studios

Hot Topics: The Vatican credited the washing machine as the main reason for liberating the women; another plug by the Big Lots; the history of Mickey Mouse

Guests: Sally Field and Calista Flockhart from Brothers & Sisters

Guests: Sally Field and Calista Flockhart from Brothers & Sisters

Guests: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills

Sherri goes behind-the-scene of the Dancing With the Stars

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/12/09

Opening Segment

Ellen's Twiiter update: 113,669 followers
Her goal is 1,000,000 followers!

Guests: Shawn Johnson & Mark Ballas ("Dancing with the Stars")

Guest: Felicity Huffman ("Phoebe in Wonderland")

It’s Day 4 of Game Week
A special prize package that you can win at home -- worth $12,000

Kid Inventors

Rascal Flatts perform "Every Day"

Ellen on Jay Leno 03/11/09

Ellen on Jay Leno 03/11/09 (Part 1)

Ellen's Twitter username is TheEllenShow

Ellen on Jay Leno 03/11/09 (Part 2)

The View 03/12/09

All Week Live from Walt's Disney's Studios

Hot Topics: How Goofy got started

Guests: James Denton, Kyle MacLachlan, and Doug Savant from Desperate Housewives

Guest: Maurice Benard (General Hospital)

Guest: Keyshia Cole

Keysha Cole performs "You Complete Me"

Ellen DeGeneres 03/11/09

Opening Segment

Second Segment

Guest: Carol Burnett ("Law & Order: SVU")

Another Ellen's Hawaiian Play for a Lei Game Week

Taylor Hicks performs "What’s Right Is Right"

Carol Burnett & Ellen sing in the bathroom

The View 03/11/09

All Week Live from Walt's Disney's Studios

Hot Topics: (Busy putting up the videos so I have no idea what they are talking about)

Guest: Robert Iger (President and Chief Executive Officer of The Walt Disney Company)

Guest: Patrick Dempsey ("Grey's Anatomy")

Guest: John Lasseter (the Academy Award®-winning animator and Chief Creative Officer at Pixar and Walt Disney Animation Studios)

Barbara Walters "Disney Legend" dedication ceremony with Robert Iger

Ellen DeGeneres 03/10/09

Ellen's Hawaiian Game Week

Opeing Segment

Segment Segment: Ellen updates on "O, Yes I Can!"

Guest: Sean "Diddy" Combs

Guest: Carla Gugino ("Watchmen")

It's Hawaiian Game Week and today's game is Pictionary

The View 03/10/09

All Week Live from Walt's Disney's Studios

Hot Topics: Octomom getting a new half-a-mill house; Dancing with the Stars premiere

Guest: Jay Leno ("The Tonight Show")
What? You want a full description of what Jay said? Watch the video yourself :)

Guests: Dancing with the Stars Judges Carrie Ann Inaba, Bruno Tonioli & Len Goodman

Guest: Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga performs "Just Dance"

Ellen DeGeneres 03/09/09

Opening Segment: Ellen's personal "Big Stimulus Package", a special surprise for one member of her audience.

Second Segment: It's game week and today's game is "Whistle While You Work It"
There’s also a chance for the home viewers to win a $30,000 Hawaiian vacation.

Guest: Ellen's bff, Paris Hilton. She is here to tell us (maybe not) the new man in her life and her new puppy. She’ll also clear up stories that she was dating George Clooney.

More fun videos Ellen found on the web

Guest: Phil Goldberg, a "financial advisor"

The View 03/09/09

Live from Walt's Disney's Studios

Guest: Miley Cyrus to promote her book "Miles to Go"

Guest: Miley Cyrus

Guest: Jimmy Kimmel

Guest: Jimmy Kimmel