The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/18/09

Opening Segment with a very funny twitter reply to MC Hammer

Second Segment

Guest: Zach Braff (Scrubs)

Daylon Trotman, a 7-year-old who is regularly shown dancing on the JumboTron

Guest: Jenna Fischer (The Office)

Another Ellen's "Big Stimulus Package"

Portia de Rossi on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

The View 03/18/09

Hot Topics: They are dressed for Valentino; Natasha Richardson, wife of Liam Neeson, was in a skiing accident; Joy may or not get married

Hot Topics: "Whoopie Pies" highlighted on Dining & Wine section of The New York Times; Barbara and her daughter Jackie in the NY Post; Don Imus has prostate cancer

Guest: Taye Diggs (ABC's Private Practice)

Guest: Valentino, fashion designer (Valentino: The Last Emperor)
Bitsy asked Valentino if he sees his brand going to Walmart or Target... good gawd, will somebody smack the hell out this bitch.

Guest: Ian McShane (Kings)