The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/30/09

Opening Segment: "Sumove It, Move It" ("Bee Line to the Coconut")

Second Segment: Former Big Stimulus recipients to report from the red carpet at the Kids’ Choice Awards

Guest: Halle Berry to promote her own fragrance line

"Sumove It, Move It"

Flo Rida performs "Right Round" & "Low"

The View 03/31/09

Hot Topics: Madonna bid to adopt her second child from Malawi was delayed until Friday amid growing concerns and opposition from the child's family and charities; Dancing With the Stars; Sherri’s pilot for Lifetime; Laura Ling & Euna Lee will be tried in North Korea

Hot Topics: FDA investigating salmonella-tainted pistachios; Whoopie and her fear of flying; A woman is suing for divorce after she caught her husband cheating on Google street view

Hot Topics: Angie Harmon said she is not racist because she disagree with Obama; Good Morning America recreated a famous doll experiment which gave insight into race relations and the self-esteem of children

Guest: Jonathan Rhys Meyers (The Tudors)

Guest: Alyssa Milano (Safe at Home)

Opening Segment

Second Segment

Guest: David Spade (Rules of Engagement)

Guest: Gilles Marini & Cheryl Burke (Dancing With the Stars)

Jennifer Hudson & Ellen sing in the bathroom

Winner of Ellen's Bathroom Concert Series

The View 03/30/09

Hot Topics: Ashley Biden, the VP's Daughter, in Cocaine Scandal; Teen Faces Porn Charges for Nude Pics of Herself

Hot Topics: Donald Trump, The Apprentice and Twittering

Guest: Bill O'Reilly (The O’Reilly Factor)

Guest: Bill O'Reilly (The O’Reilly Factor)

Bob Weir, Phil Lesh and Warren Haynes (The Dead) perform

Video not available due to breaking news on CA earthquake

Fridays Live with Justin Timberlake (1 of 2)

Fridays Live with Justin Timberlake (2 of 2)

The 900-Pound Mom (1 of 2)

At 914 pounds, she was one of the heaviest women in the world. Then, a high school senior who weighed 800 pounds. Plus, reality star Ruby takes us inside obesity rehab.

The 900-Pound Mom (2 of 2)

Women Leaving Men for Other Women (1 of 2)

They had husbands, boyfriends…then, they fell in love with women. Plus, why women are falling hard for Work Out's Jackie Warner

Women Leaving Men for Other Women (2 of 2)

Dr. Oz Extreme Life Extension (1 of 2)

Dr. Oz says the future of life extension is here! Burn up to 700 calories without exercise. Plus, the radical diet that could keep you living to 100!

Dr. Oz Extreme Life Extension (2 of 2)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/27/09

Latest movies clips, hit songs, American Idol or shows from FOX, NBC and cables are most likely be flagged by YouTube, and needed editing before they are processed. Believe me, none of the cut done on my part are just for fun or to annoy you.


Opening Segment: Celebrity look-alike

Second Segment: Funny commercials

Guest: Reese Witherspoon (Monsters vs. Aliens)

Guest: Reese Witherspoon (Monsters vs. Aliens)

Sandwich-making demo with Chef Bobby Flay

Ellen's Big Stimulus Package - an audience got a brand new Infinity EX35 & gas card worth $5,000

The View 03/27/09

Hot Topics: Women leaving men for other women; Moms go online to confess

Hot Topics: Romantic love

Guests: Susan Sarandon and Geoffrey Rush (Broadway’s Exit the King)

"Best of the Electronic Show" with Dr Gadget - featuring Verizon Hub, RCA LCD/DVD Television Combo, Staples M5 Ultimate Shredder, Pulse Smartpen, Memorex SingStand

Guest: Carol Leifer (When You Lie About Your Age, The Terrorists Win)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/26/09

Opening Segment

Second Segment: How CoverGirl Simply Ageless Foundation transformed Ellen

Guest: Jennifer Hudson

Anthony Iglesia, an 8-year-old plays basketball like a pro

Jennifer Hudson performs "If This Isn’t Love"

It's "Bee Line To The Coconut" game

The View 03/26/09

Hot Topics: AIG bonus recipients receiving threats; American Idol contestants lip-synching the group number?

Hot Topics: Sherri & Bitsy believe in Satan; Pregnant women get special treatment?

Guest: Angela Lansbury (Broadway's Blithe Spirit)

Guest: Virginia Madsen (The Haunting in Connecticut)

Guest: Cheryl Hines (ABC's In the Motherhood)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/25/09

Opening Segment

Second Segment: Vivian from Starbucks is back

Guest: John Stamos (ER)

Guest: Emily Blunt (Sunshine Cleaning)

More Vivian from Starbucks; Where the Wild Things Are trailer

The View 03/25/09

Hot Topics: Obama press conference; Bitsy called the Iraq war a success; Whoopie got bleeped

Hot Topics: Dancing With the Stars dance-off; Gloria Steinem is 75 today; Cindy Crawford's skin care regimen; Clinton's new movie

Guest: Ray Liotta (Observe and Report)

Guest: Kevin McKidd (ABC's Grey's Anatomy)

Blind Boys of Alabama perform "Free At Last"

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/24/09

Opening Segment

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Second Segment

Guest: Kara DioGuardi, Grammy-nominated songwriter and the newest judge on American Idol

Ellen's Big Stimulus Package - "Gold Digger of America"

Guest: MC Hammer - it's Hammer time

The View 03/24/09

Hot Topics: David Letterman got married; Elisabeth & her QVC clothing line

Hot Topics: Barbara is finally hooked on DWTS; Prez Obama overexposed? $1 billion recovered from Bernard Madoff

Guest: Kevin Bacon

Guest: Spencer Grammer (ABC Family's Greek)

The Bacon Brothers perform "Go My Way"

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/23/09

Opening Segment with ipods giveaway

Another American Idol reject, Alexis Grace

Guest: Noah Wyle (ER)

"The Marshmallow Game" and each got a flat-screen tv

More Ellen's favorite webvideos

President Barack Obama with Steve Croft.on 60 Minutes (1 of 3)

President Barack Obama with Steve Croft.on 60 Minutes (2 of 3)

President Barack Obama with Steve Croft.on 60 Minutes (3 of 3)

The View 03/23/09

Hot Topics: Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford got engaged; Lisa Ling’s sister Laura and Euna Lee are held in North Korea; Julia Robert’s new movie Duplicity

Hot Topics: President Obama got attacked for laughing too much, and his comment on special Olympics

Hot Topics: Afghanistan, terrorism and the economy

Hot Topics: Shopping, botox, vibrator... heehaw!

Hot Topics with Maria Bartiromo (Closing Bell)

Portia de Rossi on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Not my recording, but it's from Jimmy Kimmel's channel



Ellen's Opening Segment

Ellen gets a surprise -- it's Oprah

Guest: Paul Rudd (I Love You, Man)

If part of the video was sped up or edited out, it was mainly due the video/audio right violations. This video was flagged and youtube would not process it until changes were made.

Guest: Brett Sodetz, a 7 year-old U.S. Kids Golf World Champion

Gavin Rossdale performs "Forever May You Run"

The woman who got a free Ford Fusion Hybrid, $1,000 cash and now another $5,000 gas card. Lucky beyotch.

President Barack Obama on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1 of 3)

President Barack Obama on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2 of 3)

President Barack Obama on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (3 of 3)

The View 03/20/09

Hot Topics

Behind the scenes during the week in LA

Guest: Regis Philbin (Live with Regis & Kelly)

John Rendall and Ace Bourke raised Christian, the lion. The video was seen by millions on YouTube

"Bank on The View" - Dieting on a Budget with Joy Bauer; Whoopie lashed out at TV Guide writers Ingela Ratledge & Stacy London

Opening Segment: Somebody will get a Ford Fusion Hybrid

Second Segment: Signed, Sealed & Delivered

Guest: Anderson Cooper (Anderson 360)

Guest: Anderson Cooper (Anderson 360)

Ellen's Big Stimulus Package: a Ford Fusion Hybrid

Katy Perry performs "Thinking of You"

Ellen and Katy Perry sing in the bathroom

Hot Topics: Their hearts went out to family of Natasha Richardson; Sherri complained lack of black people on television

Hot Topics: Kids and their concern of the economy; Whoopie and her valley girl voice again (hehe,I think she keeps doing it to annoy the hell out of you all)

Joy's new book, Sheetzucacapoopoo 2: Max Goes to the Dogs

Guest: Jamie Pressly (I Love You, Man)

Troy Dunn ("TroyTheLocator.com")

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/18/09

Opening Segment with a very funny twitter reply to MC Hammer

Second Segment

Guest: Zach Braff (Scrubs)

Daylon Trotman, a 7-year-old who is regularly shown dancing on the JumboTron

Guest: Jenna Fischer (The Office)

Another Ellen's "Big Stimulus Package"

Portia de Rossi on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

The View 03/18/09

Hot Topics: They are dressed for Valentino; Natasha Richardson, wife of Liam Neeson, was in a skiing accident; Joy may or not get married

Hot Topics: "Whoopie Pies" highlighted on Dining & Wine section of The New York Times; Barbara and her daughter Jackie in the NY Post; Don Imus has prostate cancer

Guest: Taye Diggs (ABC's Private Practice)

Guest: Valentino, fashion designer (Valentino: The Last Emperor)
Bitsy asked Valentino if he sees his brand going to Walmart or Target... good gawd, will somebody smack the hell out this bitch.

Guest: Ian McShane (Kings)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/17/09

It's Wednesday, so posting today is around 12:30 - 1:30pm PDT

Ellen's Twiiter update: 222,702 followers
Opening Segment

Second segment with the studio cat update

Guest: Julia Louis-Dreyfus (The New Adventures of Old Christine)

"O, Snap!" and they are playing for 26" television & 6 days in Ireland and U2 tickets

Guest: Andy Samberg (I Love You, Man)

Irish Dancing from McCartan School

The View 03/17/09

Hot Topics: Whoopie updates on Patrick Swayze; Dora the Explorer; Prosecutors try to recover assets of Madoff's wife

Hot Topics: Dancers getting hurt on DWTS; Michael Jackson's 50 shows tour

Guest: Gary Sinise (C.S.I. New York and Brothers at War)

Guest: Dr. Drew Pinsky (host, Celebrity Rehab)

Guest: Jay Mohr (Gary Unmarried)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/16/09

Ellen's Twiiter update: 200,478 followers

Opening Segment

Guest: Portia de Rossi

Guest: Portia de Rossi

Ellen & Portia play the "The Newlywed Game"

Guest: American Idol rejects, Jasmine Murray & Jorge Nunez

Ellen & Portia sing in the bathroom; Ipod giveaway



The Extended Version

The View 03/16/09

Hot Topics: Weight, looks & age of women in politics; Jon Stewart vs Jim Cramer; AIG still giving out bonuses

Hot Topics: The economy; McCain and George Stephanopoulos will be doing a twitter interview; celebrities relationship; Ron Silver passed away over the weekend; SNL had another View skit (clip of SNL is below)

Guest: Meghan McCain

Guest: Author Jean Chatzky (The Difference) - "8 steps to financial success"

Here's the clip of SNL from Hulu which had to be edited out from my video

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/13/09

Opening Segment
Ellen's Twiiter update: 183,729 followers

Guest: Dwayne Johnson ("Race to Witch Mountain")

Ellen & Portia preparing the interview for Monday

Guest: Elle Fanning ("Phoebe in Wonderland")

Final day of the Hawaiian Game Week

The View 03/13/09

All Week Live from Walt's Disney's Studios

Hot Topics: The Vatican credited the washing machine as the main reason for liberating the women; another plug by the Big Lots; the history of Mickey Mouse

Guests: Sally Field and Calista Flockhart from Brothers & Sisters

Guests: Sally Field and Calista Flockhart from Brothers & Sisters

Guests: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills

Sherri goes behind-the-scene of the Dancing With the Stars

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/12/09

Opening Segment

Ellen's Twiiter update: 113,669 followers
Her goal is 1,000,000 followers!

Guests: Shawn Johnson & Mark Ballas ("Dancing with the Stars")

Guest: Felicity Huffman ("Phoebe in Wonderland")

It’s Day 4 of Game Week
A special prize package that you can win at home -- worth $12,000

Kid Inventors

Rascal Flatts perform "Every Day"

Ellen on Jay Leno 03/11/09

Ellen on Jay Leno 03/11/09 (Part 1)

Ellen's Twitter username is TheEllenShow

Ellen on Jay Leno 03/11/09 (Part 2)

The View 03/12/09

All Week Live from Walt's Disney's Studios

Hot Topics: How Goofy got started

Guests: James Denton, Kyle MacLachlan, and Doug Savant from Desperate Housewives

Guest: Maurice Benard (General Hospital)

Guest: Keyshia Cole

Keysha Cole performs "You Complete Me"

Ellen DeGeneres 03/11/09

Opening Segment

Second Segment

Guest: Carol Burnett ("Law & Order: SVU")

Another Ellen's Hawaiian Play for a Lei Game Week

Taylor Hicks performs "What’s Right Is Right"

Carol Burnett & Ellen sing in the bathroom

The View 03/11/09

All Week Live from Walt's Disney's Studios

Hot Topics: (Busy putting up the videos so I have no idea what they are talking about)

Guest: Robert Iger (President and Chief Executive Officer of The Walt Disney Company)

Guest: Patrick Dempsey ("Grey's Anatomy")

Guest: John Lasseter (the Academy Award®-winning animator and Chief Creative Officer at Pixar and Walt Disney Animation Studios)

Barbara Walters "Disney Legend" dedication ceremony with Robert Iger

Ellen DeGeneres 03/10/09

Ellen's Hawaiian Game Week

Opeing Segment

Segment Segment: Ellen updates on "O, Yes I Can!"

Guest: Sean "Diddy" Combs

Guest: Carla Gugino ("Watchmen")

It's Hawaiian Game Week and today's game is Pictionary

The View 03/10/09

All Week Live from Walt's Disney's Studios

Hot Topics: Octomom getting a new half-a-mill house; Dancing with the Stars premiere