The View 03/26/09

Hot Topics: AIG bonus recipients receiving threats; American Idol contestants lip-synching the group number?

Hot Topics: Sherri & Bitsy believe in Satan; Pregnant women get special treatment?

Guest: Angela Lansbury (Broadway's Blithe Spirit)

Guest: Virginia Madsen (The Haunting in Connecticut)

Guest: Cheryl Hines (ABC's In the Motherhood)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/25/09

Opening Segment

Second Segment: Vivian from Starbucks is back

Guest: John Stamos (ER)

Guest: Emily Blunt (Sunshine Cleaning)

More Vivian from Starbucks; Where the Wild Things Are trailer

The View 03/25/09

Hot Topics: Obama press conference; Bitsy called the Iraq war a success; Whoopie got bleeped

Hot Topics: Dancing With the Stars dance-off; Gloria Steinem is 75 today; Cindy Crawford's skin care regimen; Clinton's new movie

Guest: Ray Liotta (Observe and Report)

Guest: Kevin McKidd (ABC's Grey's Anatomy)

Blind Boys of Alabama perform "Free At Last"

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/24/09

Opening Segment

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Second Segment

Guest: Kara DioGuardi, Grammy-nominated songwriter and the newest judge on American Idol

Ellen's Big Stimulus Package - "Gold Digger of America"

Guest: MC Hammer - it's Hammer time

The View 03/24/09

Hot Topics: David Letterman got married; Elisabeth & her QVC clothing line

Hot Topics: Barbara is finally hooked on DWTS; Prez Obama overexposed? $1 billion recovered from Bernard Madoff

Guest: Kevin Bacon

Guest: Spencer Grammer (ABC Family's Greek)

The Bacon Brothers perform "Go My Way"

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/23/09

Opening Segment with ipods giveaway

Another American Idol reject, Alexis Grace

Guest: Noah Wyle (ER)

"The Marshmallow Game" and each got a flat-screen tv

More Ellen's favorite webvideos

President Barack Obama with Steve Croft.on 60 Minutes (1 of 3)

President Barack Obama with Steve Croft.on 60 Minutes (2 of 3)

President Barack Obama with Steve Croft.on 60 Minutes (3 of 3)

The View 03/23/09

Hot Topics: Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford got engaged; Lisa Ling’s sister Laura and Euna Lee are held in North Korea; Julia Robert’s new movie Duplicity

Hot Topics: President Obama got attacked for laughing too much, and his comment on special Olympics

Hot Topics: Afghanistan, terrorism and the economy

Hot Topics: Shopping, botox, vibrator... heehaw!

Hot Topics with Maria Bartiromo (Closing Bell)

Portia de Rossi on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Not my recording, but it's from Jimmy Kimmel's channel



Ellen's Opening Segment

Ellen gets a surprise -- it's Oprah

Guest: Paul Rudd (I Love You, Man)

If part of the video was sped up or edited out, it was mainly due the video/audio right violations. This video was flagged and youtube would not process it until changes were made.

Guest: Brett Sodetz, a 7 year-old U.S. Kids Golf World Champion

Gavin Rossdale performs "Forever May You Run"

The woman who got a free Ford Fusion Hybrid, $1,000 cash and now another $5,000 gas card. Lucky beyotch.

President Barack Obama on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1 of 3)

President Barack Obama on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (2 of 3)

President Barack Obama on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (3 of 3)

The View 03/20/09

Hot Topics

Behind the scenes during the week in LA

Guest: Regis Philbin (Live with Regis & Kelly)

John Rendall and Ace Bourke raised Christian, the lion. The video was seen by millions on YouTube

"Bank on The View" - Dieting on a Budget with Joy Bauer; Whoopie lashed out at TV Guide writers Ingela Ratledge & Stacy London

Opening Segment: Somebody will get a Ford Fusion Hybrid

Second Segment: Signed, Sealed & Delivered

Guest: Anderson Cooper (Anderson 360)

Guest: Anderson Cooper (Anderson 360)

Ellen's Big Stimulus Package: a Ford Fusion Hybrid

Katy Perry performs "Thinking of You"

Ellen and Katy Perry sing in the bathroom

Hot Topics: Their hearts went out to family of Natasha Richardson; Sherri complained lack of black people on television

Hot Topics: Kids and their concern of the economy; Whoopie and her valley girl voice again (hehe,I think she keeps doing it to annoy the hell out of you all)

Joy's new book, Sheetzucacapoopoo 2: Max Goes to the Dogs

Guest: Jamie Pressly (I Love You, Man)

Troy Dunn ("TroyTheLocator.com")

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/18/09

Opening Segment with a very funny twitter reply to MC Hammer

Second Segment

Guest: Zach Braff (Scrubs)

Daylon Trotman, a 7-year-old who is regularly shown dancing on the JumboTron

Guest: Jenna Fischer (The Office)

Another Ellen's "Big Stimulus Package"

Portia de Rossi on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

The View 03/18/09

Hot Topics: They are dressed for Valentino; Natasha Richardson, wife of Liam Neeson, was in a skiing accident; Joy may or not get married

Hot Topics: "Whoopie Pies" highlighted on Dining & Wine section of The New York Times; Barbara and her daughter Jackie in the NY Post; Don Imus has prostate cancer

Guest: Taye Diggs (ABC's Private Practice)

Guest: Valentino, fashion designer (Valentino: The Last Emperor)
Bitsy asked Valentino if he sees his brand going to Walmart or Target... good gawd, will somebody smack the hell out this bitch.

Guest: Ian McShane (Kings)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/17/09

It's Wednesday, so posting today is around 12:30 - 1:30pm PDT

Ellen's Twiiter update: 222,702 followers
Opening Segment

Second segment with the studio cat update

Guest: Julia Louis-Dreyfus (The New Adventures of Old Christine)

"O, Snap!" and they are playing for 26" television & 6 days in Ireland and U2 tickets

Guest: Andy Samberg (I Love You, Man)

Irish Dancing from McCartan School

The View 03/17/09

Hot Topics: Whoopie updates on Patrick Swayze; Dora the Explorer; Prosecutors try to recover assets of Madoff's wife

Hot Topics: Dancers getting hurt on DWTS; Michael Jackson's 50 shows tour

Guest: Gary Sinise (C.S.I. New York and Brothers at War)

Guest: Dr. Drew Pinsky (host, Celebrity Rehab)

Guest: Jay Mohr (Gary Unmarried)

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/16/09

Ellen's Twiiter update: 200,478 followers

Opening Segment

Guest: Portia de Rossi

Guest: Portia de Rossi

Ellen & Portia play the "The Newlywed Game"

Guest: American Idol rejects, Jasmine Murray & Jorge Nunez

Ellen & Portia sing in the bathroom; Ipod giveaway



The Extended Version

The View 03/16/09

Hot Topics: Weight, looks & age of women in politics; Jon Stewart vs Jim Cramer; AIG still giving out bonuses

Hot Topics: The economy; McCain and George Stephanopoulos will be doing a twitter interview; celebrities relationship; Ron Silver passed away over the weekend; SNL had another View skit (clip of SNL is below)

Guest: Meghan McCain

Guest: Author Jean Chatzky (The Difference) - "8 steps to financial success"

Here's the clip of SNL from Hulu which had to be edited out from my video

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 03/13/09

Opening Segment
Ellen's Twiiter update: 183,729 followers

Guest: Dwayne Johnson ("Race to Witch Mountain")