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There will be no Ellen today due to extremely bad tv reception, but come back tomorrow for Oprah. Better luck next time

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Hot Topics: Whoopie and anti-smoking campaigns; internet addiction

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Guest: Lil Wayne

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"Bank on The View" with Lucy Danziger (Editor, Self Magazine)

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Guest: Jamie Luner (ABC's All My Children)

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Lil Wayne performs "Prom Queen"

Opening Segment

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Second Segment: Sumove It, Move It

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Guest: Lindsay Lohan

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Guest: Alec Greven (10-year-old author, How to Talk to Girls)

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Prince performs "Crimson and Clover"

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Guest co-host Meghan McCain
Hot Topics: Karl Rove following Meghan McCain on Twitter; Republican party trying to woo young people


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Hot Topics: Woman got arrested after her two children annoyed her too much; Joy to perform in Motor City Casino in Detroit Michigan


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Hot Topics: FDA lifted restriction on morning-after pill for 17-year-olds

Guest: Beyoncé (Obsessed)



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Guest: Jim Parsons (The Big Bang Theory)


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Opening Segment: Today is Earth Day; Ellen hit 1,000,000 followers on Twitter


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Second Segment


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Guest: Jennifer Love Hewitt (Ghost Whisperer)


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Chicago performs "Saturday In The Park"


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Guest: Sirdeaner Walker


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Hot Topics: Perez Hilton and Miss California; American Idol


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Hot Topics: Barabara going to Argentina; Obama opens to torture investigation; today is Earth Day and clip from Disneynature's Earth;


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Guest: Jeremy Irons (Impressionism)


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Sherri's Birthday Cake Challenge

"Last Cake Standing" with Keegan Gerhard (Host, Food Network Challenge)


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Clark Sisters perform "You Brought the Sunshine"


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Opening Segment


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Second Segment


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Guest: Jimmy Kimmel (Jimmy Kimmel Live)

Ellen's Charity Auction Benefiting The Humane Society
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Guest: Judge Marilyn Milian (The People's Court)


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Guest: Vivian from Starbucks


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Brett Dennen performs "Make You Crazy"


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Hot Topics: Joy visited Washington DC and filmed it on her flip cam


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Guest: Candy Spelling (Stories from Candyland)


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Guest: Lily Allen


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Guests: Sally Quinn and Quinn Bradlee (author, A Different Life)


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Guest: Suzy Welch (author, 10-10-10)


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Lily Allen performs


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Opening Segment


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Guest: Leslie Mann (17 Again)


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A group of students from New Zealand made it their mission to travel across the world to see Ellen's show; Ellen's favorite web videos.


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Guest: Rashida Jones (Parks and Recreation)


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Pussycat Dolls perform "Jai Ho"

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Two of the finalists in Ellen's Bathroom Concert Series


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Hot Topics: Whoopi Goldberg flew over the weekend; Barbara Walters joins the Twitter club


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Hot Topics: Mel Gibson getting divorce; Father denies report on sale of Slumdog child star


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Hot Topics: President Obama met with Hugo Chavez over the weekend


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Hot Topics: Sherri loves to meet WWE wrestler MVP; Joy went to DC and got to meet Justice Ginsburg and saw the Obama girls.


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Hot Topics: Dr. Steven Lamm reports the latest medical news


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King of Twitter, Ashton Krusher; Susan Boyle (Britain's Got Talent). Plus, Oprah donated "a couple" of mosquito nets while twittering Demi Moore

Oprah Fridays Live (2 of 2) Iphone, Ipod Touch, Ipod, Apple, HDTV

King of Twitter, Ashton Krusher; Susan Boyle (Britain's Got Talent). Plus, Oprah donated "a couple" of mosquito nets while twittering Demi Moore

14 Years Old: They Say They're Ready (1 of 2) Toyota Yaris, Honda Prius

At 14 years old, they say they're ready. Dr. Laura Berman is taking charge. Ready or not…the questions you need to sit down and ask your teen.

14 Years Old: They Say They're Ready (2 of 2) Toyota Yaris, Honda Prius

At 14 years old, they say they're ready. Dr. Laura Berman is taking charge. Ready or not…the questions you need to sit down and ask your teen.

Lured at 13 and held Captive (1 of 2)

Seduced online…even one mom's strict rules couldn't protect her daughter. Plus, a plea from America's Most Wanted's John Walsh.

Lured at 13 and held Captive (2 of 2)

Seduced online…even one mom's strict rules couldn't protect her daughter. Plus, a plea from America's Most Wanted's John Walsh.

Carrie Underwood, Kenny Chesney, Sugarland: Stars of Country Music (1 of 2)

Carrie Underwood, Kenny Chesney, Sugarland: Stars of Country Music (2 of 2)

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Unconventional, Unforgettable Dads (1 of 2)

A dad who's raising nine kids all on his own; why thousands of moms are helping a father they've never met. Plus, a soldier dad's unforgettable words.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 04/17/09

Opening Segment:

Second Segment: Twitter TeamEllen from New Zealand wants to be on the Ellen's show

Guest: Drew Barrymore (Grey Gardens)

Guest: Drew Barrymore (Grey Gardens)
Drew Barrymore's dress auction on eBay for The Humane Society of the United States (HSUS)

Guest: Barry Watson (Samantha Who?)

"I Scream, You Scream, I Can't See My Spaghetti & Pomodoro"

The View 04/17/09

Hot Topics: Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Spoof; high School prom; Joy Behar has joined Twitter

Hot Topics: Mark Cherry saying that cutting Nicolette Sheridan’s character on Desperate Housewives was to cut cost

Guest: Matthew Perry (17 Again)

Guest: Tracy Pollan (Natalee Holloway)

Dr. Robert Rey (Dr. 90210)

Singing Sensation Susan Boyle, who wowed the world, is coming to Oprah.
But in the meantime, here's her studio recording of "Cry Me a River"

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 04/16/09

Opening Segment

Second Segment

Guest: Jessica Lange (Grey Gardens)

"Norwegian Nosedive" game

Jesse McCartney & Ludacris perform "How Do You Sleep?"

Guests: Melissa Rycroft & Tony Dovolani (Dancing with the Stars) perform

The View 04/16/09

Hot Topics: Hulk Hogan told Rolling Stone Mag: "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat"; Saudis 'to regulate' child brides

Hot Topics: American Idol; United Airlines' overweight passengers may have to buy 2 tickets

Hot Topics: Obamas criticised for breaking promise of adopting dog from shelter

Guest: Tom Bergeron (host, Dancing with the Stars and author, I'm Hosting as Fast as I Can)

Guest: Kristin Chenoweth (author, A Little Bit Wicked)

Opening Segment

Second Segment: "Cover Your Assests" game

Guest: Zac Efron (17 Again)

Demi Lovato performs "Don’t Forget"

Guest: John Garcia (National Geographic Channel DogTown)

The View 04/15/09

Hot Topics: Bitsy got hit by a bike; Susan Boyle (Britain Got Talent)

Hot Topics: Dancing With the Stars; Jamie Foxx rants on Miley Cyrus: Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat. That's what I want."

Hot Topics: Relationship between mother and daughter

Guest: Tori Spelling (author, Mommyhood)

Guest: Chef Bobby Flay - Bobby & Joy's Burger and Fries Throwdown

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey's newest Red Tour Show: "Zing Zang Zoom"

Susan Boyle on Britain Got Talent

Opening Segment

Second Segment

Guest: Jenny McCarthy (Healing and Preventing Autism: A Complete Guide)

Guest: Mary McCormack (In Plain Sight)

Natasha Bedingfield performs "Soulmate"

Hot Topics: "Where & What the Jobs Are" with Andrew Serwer (Managing Editor of Fortune Magazine)

Industries Not Hiring: Construction, Manufacturing, Mining & Logging, Transportation, Warehousing & Utilities, Real Estate & Rental Leasing, Arts/Entertaining & Recreation.

Industries Hiring: Retail Trade, Health Care, Finance & Insurance, Professional & Business Services, State/Local Govenment & Accommodation & Food Services.