The Ellen DeGeneres Show 04/17/09

Opening Segment:

Second Segment: Twitter TeamEllen from New Zealand wants to be on the Ellen's show

Guest: Drew Barrymore (Grey Gardens)

Guest: Drew Barrymore (Grey Gardens)
Drew Barrymore's dress auction on eBay for The Humane Society of the United States (HSUS)

Guest: Barry Watson (Samantha Who?)

"I Scream, You Scream, I Can't See My Spaghetti & Pomodoro"

The View 04/17/09

Hot Topics: Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Spoof; high School prom; Joy Behar has joined Twitter

Hot Topics: Mark Cherry saying that cutting Nicolette Sheridan’s character on Desperate Housewives was to cut cost

Guest: Matthew Perry (17 Again)

Guest: Tracy Pollan (Natalee Holloway)

Dr. Robert Rey (Dr. 90210)

Singing Sensation Susan Boyle, who wowed the world, is coming to Oprah.
But in the meantime, here's her studio recording of "Cry Me a River"

The Ellen DeGeneres Show 04/16/09

Opening Segment

Second Segment

Guest: Jessica Lange (Grey Gardens)

"Norwegian Nosedive" game

Jesse McCartney & Ludacris perform "How Do You Sleep?"

Guests: Melissa Rycroft & Tony Dovolani (Dancing with the Stars) perform

The View 04/16/09

Hot Topics: Hulk Hogan told Rolling Stone Mag: "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat"; Saudis 'to regulate' child brides

Hot Topics: American Idol; United Airlines' overweight passengers may have to buy 2 tickets

Hot Topics: Obamas criticised for breaking promise of adopting dog from shelter

Guest: Tom Bergeron (host, Dancing with the Stars and author, I'm Hosting as Fast as I Can)

Guest: Kristin Chenoweth (author, A Little Bit Wicked)

Opening Segment

Second Segment: "Cover Your Assests" game

Guest: Zac Efron (17 Again)

Demi Lovato performs "Don’t Forget"

Guest: John Garcia (National Geographic Channel DogTown)

The View 04/15/09

Hot Topics: Bitsy got hit by a bike; Susan Boyle (Britain Got Talent)

Hot Topics: Dancing With the Stars; Jamie Foxx rants on Miley Cyrus: Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat. That's what I want."

Hot Topics: Relationship between mother and daughter

Guest: Tori Spelling (author, Mommyhood)

Guest: Chef Bobby Flay - Bobby & Joy's Burger and Fries Throwdown

Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey's newest Red Tour Show: "Zing Zang Zoom"

Susan Boyle on Britain Got Talent

Opening Segment

Second Segment

Guest: Jenny McCarthy (Healing and Preventing Autism: A Complete Guide)

Guest: Mary McCormack (In Plain Sight)

Natasha Bedingfield performs "Soulmate"

Hot Topics: "Where & What the Jobs Are" with Andrew Serwer (Managing Editor of Fortune Magazine)

Industries Not Hiring: Construction, Manufacturing, Mining & Logging, Transportation, Warehousing & Utilities, Real Estate & Rental Leasing, Arts/Entertaining & Recreation.

Industries Hiring: Retail Trade, Health Care, Finance & Insurance, Professional & Business Services, State/Local Govenment & Accommodation & Food Services.

Guest: Marcus Buckingham (Career Expert/Author)

Guest: Tory Johnson (Founder & CEO of WomenForHire.com)

Bank on The View: How To Get a Job
Women For Hire

Stay-At-Home Mom Jobs with Tory Johnson (Founder & CEO of WomenForHire.com)

Ellen DeGeneres 04/13/09

Opening Segment with "Hidden Audience Talents"

American Idol castoff, Megan Joy performs "Walking After Midnight"

Guest: Patricia Arquette (Medium)

A brand new game: "Norwegian Nosedive"

Rascal Flatts perform "Here Comes Goodbye"

Guest: Mentalist & Illusionist Wayne Hoffman

The View 04/13/09

Hot Topics: Welcome back from a week long spring break; Whoopie's London Adventure

Hot Topics: The Obamas finally got their first dog, Bo

Hot topics: Guest Oscar de la Renta

Guest: Zac Efron (17 Again)

Bank on The View with Lloyd Boston (Closet Cases)

Oprah Fridays Live (1 of 2)

Oprah Fridays Live (2 of 2)

How to Talk to Your Kids About Sex with Dr. Laura Berman (1 of 2)

How to Talk to Your Kids About Sex with Dr. Laura Berman (2 of 2)

Recession-Proof Your Marriage (1 of 2)

Get the step-by-step action plan to recession-proof your marriage and your family. M. Gary Neuman has crucial advice for every couple in crisis over money.

Recession-Proof Your Marriage (2 of 2)

Get the step-by-step action plan to recession-proof your marriage and your family. M. Gary Neuman has crucial advice for every couple in crisis over money.

Ageless Living with Dr. Oz: Secrets of the Blue Zones (1 of 2)
(Originally aired on 11/25/08)

Dr. Oz travels around the world to visit the four "blue zones," or areas where people live longer than anywhere else, to reveal the diets and lifestyles of the inhabitants; a 94-year-old heart surgeon; how to stay young.

Ageless Living with Dr. Oz: Secrets of the Blue Zones (2 of 2)
(Originally aired on 11/25/08)

Dr. Oz travels around the world to visit the four "blue zones," or areas where people live longer than anywhere else, to reveal the diets and lifestyles of the inhabitants; a 94-year-old heart surgeon; how to stay young.

Secret Lives of Moms (1 of 2)

Moms across America boldly break their silence about motherhood! One of the world's most famous bloggers, actress Cheryl Hines and more. The good, the bad and…the ugly.

Secret Lives of Moms (2 of 2)

Moms across America boldly break their silence about motherhood! One of the world's most famous bloggers, actress Cheryl Hines and more. The good, the bad and…the ugly.

Jerry Springer (1 of 2)
"I Have a Latin Lover!"

A guy sleeps with another guy behind his gal's back; a guy steals his cousin's girlfriend; a guy has been cheating on his pregnant girlfriend with his ex (who's also sleeping with his brother).

Jerry Springer (2 of 2)
"I Have a Latin Lover!"

A guy sleeps with another guy behind his gal's back; a guy steals his cousin's girlfriend; a guy has been cheating on his pregnant girlfriend with his ex (who's also sleeping with his brother).

Maury (1 of 2)

If You Cheated With My Mom...the Wedding is Off!

Maury (2 of 2)

If You Cheated With My Mom...the Wedding is Off!

The Martha Stewart Show (1 of 2)

Rupert Everett talks about his upcoming Broadway show, "Blithe Spirit," and helps prepare for Easter; chef Emeril Lagasse makes a turkey roulade with wild rice and rhubarb-cherry sauce; Martha gives gardening tips.

The Martha Stewart Show (2 of 2)

Rupert Everett talks about his upcoming Broadway show, "Blithe Spirit," and helps prepare for Easter; chef Emeril Lagasse makes a turkey roulade with wild rice and rhubarb-cherry sauce; Martha gives gardening tips.

The Bonnie Hunt Show (1 of 2)
Brittany Murphy (Tribute); and Jason Earles (Hannah Montana: the Movie)

The Bonnie Hunt Show (2 of 2)
Brittany Murphy (Tribute); and Jason Earles (Hannah Montana: the Movie)

Ellen Live in Las Vegas (Oringally Aired on 11/24/08)

Opening Segment

Ellen Live in Las Vegas (Oringally Aired on 11/24/08)

Second Segment

Live in Las Vegas
Guest: Bette Midler (The Showgirl Must Go On)

Live in Las Vegas
Magician Hans Klok performs

Live in Las Vegas

Pink performs "So What"

Live in Las Vegas

Pink performs "Funhouse"

Kathy Lee and Hota Kotb on Today (1 of 2)

Kathy Lee and Hota Kotb on Today (2 of 2)

Tyra Banks: Big Ones vs. Small Ones (1 of 2)

Tyra Banks: Big Ones vs. Small Ones (2 of 2)

Racheal Ray (1 of 2)

Two in-laws that act like twins receive a makeover; actress Alyssa Milano talks about the new "Melrose Place" and her new fiance; a recipe for a 30-minute steak and potatoes meal

Racheal Ray (2 of 2)

Originally Aired on 11/20/08, but I don't think I ever posted it on my channel

Opening Segment

Second Segment

Guest: Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)

Guest: Chris Matthews (Hardball)

Last Segment

Live With Regis and Kelly in New Orleans (1 of 2)

Regis and Kelly Live in New Orleans (2 of 2)

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Sex: Women Reveal What They Really Want (1 of 2)

Get the science behind sex appeal. The mathematical formula behind beauty, the ultimate relationship "taste test" and what can make men instantly more attractive.

Sex: Women Reveal What They Really Want (2 of 2)

Recession Rescue with Suze Orman (1 of 2)

Suze Orman's five-step recession rescue plan.

Recession Rescue with Suze Orman (2 of 2)

Losing Weight with Star Jones, Valerie Bertinelli and Marie Osmond (1 of 2)

Star Jones — the 160-pound weight loss, The View, the truth. Plus, Valerie Bertinelli's new bikini body and Marie Osmond

Losing Weight with Star Jones, Valerie Bertinelli and Marie Osmond (2 of 2)

Dr. Oz and Michael J. Fox (1 of 2)