Guest RuPaul ("RuPaul's Drag Race")

Opening Segment: a new game: "I Scream, You Scream, I Can't See My Ice Cream!"

Second Segment: Another "Bad Paid For Photos"

Guest: Judge Judy Sheindlin

Guest: Bret Michaels ("Rock of Love Bus")

Matt Nathanson performs "Come On Get Higher"

Bret Michaels & an audience sing in the bathroom

Hot Topics: Jason Mesnick broke two hearts in The Bachelor finale; Bernie Madoff wants to keep his multi-millions apartment; AIG lost $62 billion

Hot Topics: Michael Steele, Rush Limbaugh & the Republican party

Hot Topics: John McCain's daughter; Joe, the Plumber

Guest: Marcia Gay Harden ("God of Carnage")

Clinton Kelly on "What Not To Wear"

Opening Segment

Second Segment: The "incredible" hidden talents from the studio audience

Guest: Neil Patrick Harris ("How I Met Your Mother”)

Ellen's new favorite web videos

Guest: Kaley Cuoco ("The Big Bang Theory")

Fall Out Boy & Ellen sing in the Bathroom Concert Series

Hot Topics: Rush Limbaugh wants Obama to fail

Hot Topics: Rihanna & Chris Brown getting back together?